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😂 Daily HaHa's January 31, 2025

Joke of the Day!
My new optometrist is from the Aleutian Islands.
Yep, he’s an optical Aleutian.
Dad Jokes
🤪 I gave my friend an apple, and she told me she preferred pears, so I gave her another apple.
🤪 I was in the hospital for a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU.
One Liners
😆 I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't water proof.
😆 My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.
Short Jokes
🤣 A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
🤣 "Danny," asked Mrs. Waters, "What's usually used as a conductor of electricity?" "Why- er..." "Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?" "The what??" That's absolutely right. The watt."
🤣 A lawyer named Strange passed away. His friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for a passerby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However, he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, "That's Strange."
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