Joke of the Day!

How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One... or two?

Dad Jokes

😉 Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antybodies.

😉 What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey

One Liners

😆 I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters - It's shift work.

😆 What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

Short Jokes

🤣 Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

🤣 What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A call from the ethics committee and immediate revocation of your grant funding.

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