Joke of the Day!

The problem with returning after being abducted by a UFO...is afterwards you feel so alienated.

Dad Jokes

😉 Knock-Knock. Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska one more time, open the door

😉 Last night, someone broke in to our house and took a dozen eggs. They also left a saucepan filled with warm water. Police believe it was poachers.

One Liners

😆 My aunt gave me her chest X-ray for Christmas. A strange present but it shows her hearts in the right place.

😆 I opened a can of worms. They just sit there. Hardly the chaos that's been advertised.

Short Jokes

🤣 Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!" A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and replies, "Close enough!"

🤣 Teacher: "Define energy." Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words." Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then." Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

Meme

Picture of me in the shower…

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22