Joke of the Day!

What do you call a snowman with a six pack? The Adominal Snowman

Dad Jokes

😉 Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? The hippie was too far out, man.

😉 I told my actor friend to ‘break a leg’ because he was trying to get cast.

One Liners

😆 I got an email from Costco and it looks like they do mortgages now. The only problem is you need to buy about 30 houses.

😆 I haven’t owned a watch for I don’t know how long.

Short Joke

🤣 Knock, knock.

Who’s there? To. To who? No, to whom.

🤣 There was a study that proved fast food chicken is only 50% chicken, which is not great if you want a chicken sandwich, but is great if you’re trying to quit chicken.

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22