😂 Daily Haha's January 8, 2025

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Joke of the Day!


As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."

Dad Jokes

😉 My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...It never really took off.

😉 What is a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.

One Liners

😆 The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

😆 Left handed people are not right.

Short Jokes

🤣 Mildred got a phone call. "Mrs. Roberts, I understand that each of us grieves in our own way, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate you putting fireworks in your late husband's pockets!"

🤣 A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: “Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!” The priest inquired: “Why must you pray so, my child?” Girl: “That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22