Joke of the Day!

My family asked me to stop making jokes about leftovers at our holiday family meals, but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

Dad Jokes

😉 I used to date this girl named Ruth. She made me happy, and when I was with her I was always a better person. Then she dumped me. Now, I’m ruthless.

😉 Always take a minute to remember boiled water. It will be mist.

One Liners

😆 Chuck Norris walked into a bank and the clerk apologized to him for not having his ID.

😆 Having children is like living in a frat house: Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

😆 Adulthood is like losing your parents in the grocery store for the rest of your life.

Short Joke

🤣 My dad and I snuck up on several hundred rabbits all munching on grass in a field. Then all of a sudden one of them spotted me, and in a flash the rabbits all jumped into a single file line, and hopped away. My dad yelled, “Now that’s what I call a receding hair line”.

🤣 Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now? Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22