😂 Daily HaHa's March 1, 2025

Joke of the Day

I bought a dog this morning from a blacksmith. Within 10 minutes of getting him home he made a bolt for the door.

Dad Jokes

😉  A drummer I know has had a tattoo of part of his drum set. It's very cymbalic.

😉 Saw an advert for a free violin but it turned out there were strings attached.

One Liners

😆  Was surprised to open the front door and find a piano tuner. I told him I hadn't called him. He told me my neighbors had.

😆 Just got my electric bill. When you come over, please use the flashlight on your phone.

Short Joke

🤣  A fella once asked me what a hoedown was, and I told him it’s like a shindig, but more like a hootnanny. I could tell he was still confused because his face went all cattywampus.

🤣 My bank called me regarding suspicious activity on my account. They didn’t believe I bought a gym membership.

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