😂 Daily HaHa's March 11, 2025

Joke of the Day

I use to just crastinate, but I go so good I went pro.

Dad Jokes

😉  A friend of mine has gone into business by setting up a garage that fixes car ignitions. It’s a start up.

😉 A boy got working Saturdays bagging groceries. One day the store owner put in a machine for squeezing oranges. The boy asked if he could work on the machine. “Sorry”, said the boss, “but baggers can’t be juicers”.

One Liners

😆 Whoever came up with the word ‘dentures’ really missed the opportunity to call them ‘substitooths’.

😆 The first 70 years after high school are always the hardest.

😆 I’m not a racist, I love all races, except marathons - those are the worst.

Short Joke

🤣 The bartender asked who brought me to the bar. I told him it was my mother-in-law - she’s the one that drives me to drink.

🤣 My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He was a brave man, he did not give up. He warned them again and again on several occasions, until they kicked him out of the cinema.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22