😂 Daily HaHa's March 12, 2025

Joke of the Day

I went to the psychic and knocked on the front door. She yelled "Who is it?" So I left.

Dad Jokes

😉  I went to buy six cans of sprite the other day and realized I’d picked 7Up.

😉 I saw a leaf that was in the shape of a chicken. Apparently it’s from a poultree.

😉 People believed there was a Sandpaper Man, despite his being a frictional character.

One Liners

😆 They told me, "Follow your dreams” ...so I went back to bed.

😆 Ever since the news came out about Samsung, their phones have been blowing up.

Short Joke

🤣 "I'll have a margarita, please." "I'll need to see your ID." "Wow, you think I look like a teenager?" "No. I was going to offer you our senior citizen discount!"

🤣 A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her. "Can I help you find something, miss?" he asked. "It's Mrs.!", she said proudly, "I just got married." "Congratulations, " said the manager. "What can I help you find?" "Scratch," she replied. "Scratch?" he asked, "Is that a new cleanser or something?" "No silly," she replied brightly. "My husband told me that his mother made everything from scratch, so I need to find some!"

Memes

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