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- 😂 Daily HaHa's March 13, 2025
😂 Daily HaHa's March 13, 2025
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Joke of the Day
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely.
Dad Jokes
😉 My Friend parked in a hospital parking lot, and an attendant came up and said, “this is for badge holders only”. My friend said, “but I’ve got a bad shoulder…”.
😉 After 15 years of working, my printer finally died. It was like a Brother to me.
One Liners
😆 I quit my job as a treadmill tester…just felt like I wasn’t going anywhere.
😆 I just realized the word ‘seven’ has ‘even’ in it…that’s odd.
Short Joke
🤣 (My neighbor out walking dogs) Me: I didn’t know you had dogs. Neighbor: They’re not my dogs, they’re my sisters. Me: Well your sisters are adorable.
🤣 Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen. Wife: I am coming with the broom. Husband: You can come on foot.
Memes
Obiwan Cannoli
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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22