😂 Daily HaHa's March 14, 2025

Joke of the Day

Son: Great news, Dad! Dad: What’s the great news? Son: You don’t have to buy me any new books next year. I’m taking all of the same courses again.

Dad Jokes

😉  A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off.

😉 Her: “I'm leaving you because of your obsession with Africa puns!” Him: “Uganda be kidding—Kenya be serious?” Her: “I'm not joking.” Him: “I've never Senegal like you.” Her: “I can't endure this any longer—let's just split up.” Him: “I'm Ghana miss you though.” Her: (as he’s leaving) “You Congo now, Abyssinia!” Him: “Ok ok, there’s no need Togo on and on!

One Liners

😆 My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing.

😆 I get plenty of exercise at work: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Short Joke

🤣 John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses." Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!" John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."

🤣 "We have your son," said the kidnapper. "I don't have a son," says the woman. "Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?" "Oh my, you have my husband."

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