😂 Daily HaHa's March 15, 2025

Joke of the Day

My friends keep pressuring me to go spelunking, so I finally caved.

Dad Jokes

😉  Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

😉 My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa. I have Claus-trophobia.

One Liners

😆 My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.

😆  I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. 

Short Joke

🤣 During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

🤣 Tracy hadn’t talked to her grandparents for a while and decided she should call and update them. “I've had a terrible time since we last spoke” she told them. “First off I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that, I got rheumatism, and to top it of they gave me hypodermics and inoculations. I thought I would never get through that spelling bee!"

Meme

Additional Newsletters Your Fellow Daily HaHa’s Readers Enjoy…

Click Here

Click Here

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22