😂 Daily HaHa's March 16, 2025

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I was hooked on auctions after only going once...going twice.

Dad Jokes

😉  What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!

😉 Where did the IT guy go? He probably ransomeware.

One Liners

😆 In high school I did well on the SAT but not to good on the MON through FRI.

😆  I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

Short Joke

🤣 You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.

🤣 Teacher: "Tommy, do you know the present tense of knew?" Tommy: "No, Sir." Teacher: "Correct."

🤣 A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, "We fought again, I can't do this anymore. I am coming to live with you."Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22