😂 Daily HaHa's March 2, 2025

Joke of the Day

Lost my watch at a party once. I saw a guy step on it while harassing a girl. I walked up and punched him straight in the face. I said, “No one treats a woman that way. Not on my watch.”

Dad Jokes

😉  Friend of mine won the Philippines National Origami championship. He's a Manila folder.

😉 Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.

One Liners

😆  I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...but through hard work, time and perseverance...I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!

😆 For my age, I have a lot going for me…my eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going.

Short Joke

🤣 A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. “I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the man and his wife hide just before their son comes in the door, and watch from where they’re hiding. The boy walks over to the coffee table. He picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it, then sets it down. He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down. He picks up the Bible, leaf’s through it, and sets it down. Then the boy takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey, and walks off with the Bible under his arm. “Well, how do you like that!” exclaims the father…“He’s going to be a politician!

🤣  "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22