πŸ˜‚ Daily HaHa's March 23, 2025

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Joke of the Day

A friend has bought an old aircraft, took the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don't think it will take off.

Dad Jokes

πŸ˜‰  They've set up giant Scrabble in a local park. Was going to have a go, but the Q was too big.

πŸ˜‰ Suspect there will never be an edible version of Scrabble, but if there is, I'll eat my words.

One Liners

πŸ˜† Got stuck in traffic for so long the other day that even the sat nav said "Are we nearly there yet?"

πŸ˜† I have a friend who got a job doing translation work for the deaf, but was disappointed they wouldn't give him a signing bonus!

Short Joke

🀣 I don't know who Elaine is, but I feel sorry for her. Nearly every time I hear a radio traffic report, it seems they're talking about another road where Elaine is blocked!

🀣 My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.

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