😂 Daily Haha's March 26, 2025

Joke of the Day

An Egyptian undertaker opened up for business in town. Their motto is, "Satisfaction Guaranteed...or Your Mummy Back"

Dad Jokes

😉  Did you see how excited everyone was for the newest Lego set? People lined up for blocks.

😉 I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.

One Liners

😆 I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy…it’s not like I did anything.

😆 I have the attention of a goldfish…seriously, it’s been watching me for hours.

Short Joke

🤣 A patient runs into a doctor’s surgery yelling out: “I’m shrinking! I’m shrinking! What should I do?” The doctor replies: “you are just going to have to be a little patient”.

🤣 Employer: If anyone asks for me, I'll be back in half an hour. New office junior: Yes, sir, and how soon will you be back if no one asks for you?

🤣 Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother says, "Heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "Geez, I can see why they threw him out."

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