😂 Daily Haha's March 27, 2025

Joke of the Day

My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun. Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

Dad Jokes

😉  What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep? He goes undercover.

😉 I was forced to swallow purple food coloring. I feel violated.

One Liners

😆 My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...so I called her Bluff.

😆 My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill.

Short Joke

🤣 What's the difference between a politician and a serial killer? The serial killer might listen if you plead with them.

🤣 A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some two-by-fours. The clerk asks, “How long do you need them?” The guy answers, “A long time. We’re going to build a house.”

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