😂 Daily Haha's March 28, 2025

Joke of the Day

I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theatres. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.

Dad Jokes

😉  I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory. The hours are terrible, but apparently the celery is good.

😉 Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck.

One Liners

😆 My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious…or did she?

😆 The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour, so he asked me to leave.

Short Joke

🤣 A politician, an artist, and a statistician are out hunting. The politician shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left. The artist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, “We got ‘em!”

🤣 A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee? ”Lawyer says: “$1000 for 3 questions. ”Man: “Wow - that’s so much, isn’t it a bit expensive? ”Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?”

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