😂 Daily HaHa's March 29, 2025

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Joke of the Day

At least twice a week, someone will confuse me with Stephen King’s son, Joe. I’m not Joking.

Dad Jokes

😉  Today, I'm attaching a light fitting to the ceiling. I've never done it before. I'll probably screw it up.

😉 How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.

One Liners

😆 My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list, and now I can't read anything.

😆 I couldn't sleep last night so I read a dictionary, and 3am I was past caring.

Short Joke

🤣 What is it about all the Psychics that I ever visit. They're either totally depressed, or too excitable. It's really hard to find a happy Medium.

🤣 Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the Army is??? Every time I ask someone, they tell me "it's private".

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