😂 Daily HaHa's March 3, 2025

Joke of the Day

Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.

Dad Jokes

😉  What do you get when you mix Canada with Minnesota? A can o’ soda.

😉 12 year old: I want to ask you a question, and you answer must be quick. Dad: Okay. 12 year old: 7x+32 = Dad: Quick.

One Liners

😆  I asked my dad what his favorite joke was and he said, “I can’t pick a favorite, I love you kids equally”.

😆 It’s hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with hit was the temperature.

😆 I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Short Joke

🤣 This week’s forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnadydoes, and frizzing colde. Just a really bad spell of weather.

🤣  All of my uncles are trained police snipers, unlike my grandpa, who was a committed bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by family.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22