😂 Daily HaHa's March 31, 2025

Joke of the Day

Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Dad Jokes

😉  Shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labeling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

😉 I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne.

😉  A guy stopped me in the street the other day to ask why I was carrying a 9ft book. I said "It's a long story".

One Liners

😆 In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime, and it usually resulted in a long sentence.

😆 Midgets and dwarfs have very little in common.

Short Joke

🤣 I just called the paranoia hotline. A guy answered, “How did you get this number?!"

🤣 My son asked me, “What does déjà vu mean?” I said, “I have a feeling you asked me this before”.

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