😂 Daily HaHa's March 4, 2025

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Joke of the Day

My friend just broke up with her boyfriend because she said he wanted to try her lipstick, eye liner, and mascara on. I told her she should make up with him.

Dad Jokes

😉  My friend just broke up with her husband because she said he wanted to try her lipstick, eye liner, and mascara on. I told her she should make up with him.

😉 Was going to post a joke her about rice cakes but decided not to, as it was tasteless.

One Liners

😆  Every time I’m about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up.

😆 I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5’s held together with macaroni and cheese.

Short Joke

🤣 I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, “One day, this could be you.” I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he’s right.

🤣 Q: What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws? A: Outlaws are wanted.

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