😂 Daily HaHa's March 5, 2025

Joke of the Day

Went to a fusion restaurant and had pelican in a pancake. Tasted ok, but the bill was enormous.

Dad Jokes

😉  A suspect was charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper! In his defense he said: “I only meant to rough him up a bit".

😉 A pun has not fully matured until it is full groan.

One Liners

😆  Three things I enjoy are eating my cats and not using commas.

😆 Just burned 2000 calories, and that’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Short Joke

🤣 A teacher asks a young boy, which bird does not build his own nest? The boy said that’s easy, it’s a cuckoo. That’s correct, she said, and how did you know that? The boy says, because he lives in a clock

🤣 I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said, "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said, "How did that happen?" He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22