😂 Daily HaHa's March 6, 2025

March 06, 2025

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Joke of the Day

My girlfriend is leaving me because of my addiction to walkie talkies. I think our relationship is over, over.

Dad Jokes

😉  So I've not been feeling too good recently so went to the Doctor today. The bad news is he said I've got Poet's disease I said: “Poet’s disease I’ve never heard of it, is it serious?” He said: “No, but it'll probably get verse before it gets better.”

😉 Why did the two geologists break up? Because they had a rocky relationship.

One Liners

😆  Apart from "Fine" and "Okay”, what other death threats do women use?

😆 If two rabbits ended a long term relationship, would that be splitting hares?

Short Joke

🤣 On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked. "It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly. "Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?" "No," my co-worker continued. "The force from the explosion would blow out the match."

🤣 Girlfriend: We've been dating for 3 months and you haven't smiled at me since the first day we met. Me: You're the one that said you wanted a serious relationship.

🤣 I got a phone call this morning and the caller said: "I understand from your advert that you are selling a Python, is it big?" "Sure is," I replied. "Great!" he said with huge enthusiasm, "How many feet?" "None," I replied, "it's a snake."

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