😂 Daily HaHa's March 7, 2025

Joke of the Day

My wife begged me to stop making police related puns…I told her, “Ok, I’ll give it arrest”.

Dad Jokes

😉  I once lost a job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

😉 A male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure. The male fly swoops down next to her and says, "Excuse me love, but is this stool taken?"

😉 My female horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark. It's becoming a night mare.

One Liners

😆  Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

😆 Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs aren’t one of them.

Short Joke

🤣 Friend 1: My girlfriend just got promoted to an HR position. I happen to propose to the next day. Friend 2: That is cool! What did she say? Friend 1: She said, "She’d get back to me soon."

🤣 My mother-in-law was in front of a mirror and said she felt fat and ugly. My wife said to go and pay her a compliment. I said her eyesight was good.

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