😂 Daily HaHa's March 8, 2025

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Joke of the Day

Went to the Helium Museum. I can’t speak highly enough about it.

Dad Jokes

😉  Cartoonist found dead in home -- Details are sketchy.

😉 Some say filling animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

One Liners

😆  With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

😆 If really good looking people are 'eye candy', I guess that puts me somewhere around the 'eye broccoli' category.

Short Joke

🤣 I’m so poor I rubbed cologne from a magazine on me. Someone said, ‘you smell so good, what are you wearing?’ I said, ‘page 12’.

🤣 My wife told me I’ve grown as a person. Her actual words were, ‘you’ve gotten fat’, but I know what she meant.

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