😂 Daily HaHa's March 9, 2025

Joke of the Day

If you haven't tried blindfold darts before, you should. You don't know what you're missing.

Dad Jokes

😉   What was the Soviet Union's most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee.

😉 My secret is that I'm addicted to seaweed. I'm seeking kelp.

One Liners

😆  I'm not one to judge, but if you don't clean your mirrors, they reflect badly on you.

😆 Ordered some stuff online the other day and I used my donor card instead of my debit card…cost me an arm and a leg.

Short Joke

🤣 A guy is in a doctors office. His doctor is there with him. "I have two pieces of bad news," the doctor says. "What are they?" "Well, the first piece of news is that you have cancer." "What's the 2nd piece of news?" he asks. "Well, the 2nd piece of bad news is that you have Alzheimer's." The man laughs and says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

🤣 A wife calls her husband and says "be careful driving home, some complete moron is driving down the wrong side of the motorway." The husband replies "there's not just one, there's hundreds of them!"

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22