😂 Daily Haha's May 14, 2025

Joke of the Day

A woman on a bus asked me, “Do you have any pets?” I said, “Yes, a goldfish”. She said, “Any hobbies?” I said, He likes swimming!”.

Dad Joke

😉  I just inherited a dairy farm, which is not what I wanted, but I’m going to milk it for everything I can get.

One Liner

😆 Mom said I could be anything when I grow up, so naturally I became an issue.

Short Jokes

🤣 My 4 year old son has been going to nursery school for the last year. They’ve been teaching him Spanish, which is brilliant, but he’s only learned ‘thank you’, which I think is poor for four.

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22