😂 Daily Haha's May 15, 2025

Joke of the Day

I said to my wife this morning, “Why do we always argue about everything?” - she replied, “Well, if I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong”.

Dad Joke

😉  Someone stole all my lamps, and you’d think I’d be upset, but actually I’m delighted.

One Liner

😆 I had to put the cat out in my pajamas last night. I have to say, she looked ridiculous, they were way to big for her.

Short Jokes

🤣 Me: Sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way here. Boss: Did they tow your car? Me: Car?

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22