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- 😂 Daily Haha's May 16, 2025
😂 Daily Haha's May 16, 2025
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Joke of the Day
2 people are in Hospital after eating Lasagna containing 100% Horse Meat. They are said to be in a stable condition.
Dad Joke
😉 I've started burying cash in the bush next to my house. It's my hedge fund.
One Liners
😆 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
😆 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Short Jokes
🤣 Chucky wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks ... but nothing happened. Chucky decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When the post office received the letter addressed to God, USA, they forwarded the letter to the president. The president was so amused by the letter that he told his secretary to send Chucky a $5 bill, figuring this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. When Chucky received the cash, he was so delighted that he wrote a thank you note which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through Washington, D.C. Next time, don't do that because, as usual, those jerks took 95%.
Love,
Chucky
🤣 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.” Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22