😂 Daily Haha's May 17, 2025

Joke of the Day

I went into a shoe shop this morning and asked to see a pair of loafers. The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant.

Dad Joke

😉 My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk!

One Liners

😆 Ya gotta hand it to short people.

Short Jokes

🤣 Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery." Farmer: "Thank you." Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?" Farmer: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."

🤣  A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" "Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" "Throw out another anchor, sir." "And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain. "Throw out another anchor, sir." "Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?" "From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22