😂 Daily Haha's May 18, 2025 (1)

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Joke of the Day

So I went to a really trendy nightclub last night. The doorman said to me: “Sorry mate, I can’t let you in, you've had too many!" I said: "What, drinks?" He said: "No, birthdays".

Dad Joke

😉 What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue Paint.

One Liners

😆 Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Short Jokes

🤣 "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him. "Really?" he asked. "No," I said.

🤣  As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22