😂 Daily Haha's May 19, 2025

Joke of the Day

After reviewing Little Johnny's report card, Johnny's mother gave praise for the marks he received except for one class. "Johnny, I wish you would pay a little attention to your arithmetic." "Well I do," Johnny replied. "I pay as little attention to arithmetic as possible."

Dad Joke

😉 Who is in favor of bringing Roman numerals back into use? I for one.

One Liners

😆 I went to the hospital for a cardiac stress test. They connected me to the machines and then made me watch my wife park my new car.

Short Jokes

🤣 So this man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22