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- 😂 Daily Haha's May 20, 2025
😂 Daily Haha's May 20, 2025
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Joke of the Day
She says she has to display her China plates by the year they were purchased. It's a rare dish-order.
Dad Jokes
😉 I knew I shouldn’t steal kitchen utensils from the restaurant I work at, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
😉 When asked how it felt to be the prison librarian, I said it had its prose and cons.
One Liners
😆 I don’t think we should be making jokes about socialism unless everyone gets it.
😆 The Institute of Incomplete Studies (ISS) has recently uncovered that 7 out of 10 people.
Short Jokes
🤣 A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
🤣 The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time. A fellow passenger looked at him and said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away." The young man took a deep breath and said, "I missed this train at the last station."
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David
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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22