😂 Daily HaHa's May 5, 2025

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Joke of the Day

My friend saw his wife using her phone to record herself getting her hair styled. He thinks she’s planning to watch the highlights later.

Dad Joke

😉  My scarecrow won an award. He was outstanding in his field.

One Liner

😆 Been trying to break up with my girlfriend who is optician, and it’s really hard. Every time I tell her I can’t see her anymore, she moves an inch closer and say, 'How about now?

Short Jokes

🤣 As I sat in a restaurant last night, I got hit on the back of the head by a shrimp cocktail. I looked round and the waiter shouted: “That's just for starters!”.

Meme

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