😂 Daily HaHa's May 6, 2025

Joke of the Day

A suspect was charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. In his defense he said, “I only meant to rough him up a bit”.

Dad Joke

😉  I just opened the water bill and the electric bill at the same time. I was shocked!

One Liner

😆 Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

Short Jokes

🤣 A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director became desperate and went to the pastor. "You've got to get that man out of the choir," he said. "If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir members are going to quit too. Please do something." So the pastor went to the man and suggested, "Perhaps you should leave the choir." "Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked. "Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing." “That's nothing,” the man snorted. “Fifty people have told me that you can't preach!”

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