šŸ˜‚ Daily HaHa's May 8, 2025

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Joke of the Day

Just invested in some ATM machines that only give out coins. I don’t know why no one has never thought of it before…it only makes cents.

Dad Joke

šŸ˜‰  I’m writing a novel about taking a boat ride on a very breezy day in Venice. It’s called; ā€œGondola with the Windā€.

One Liner

šŸ˜† Chocolate is vital for our survival. Dinosaurs didn’t have chocolate and look what happened to them…

Short Jokes

🤣 A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing ."Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the problem?" "The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!" "Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked. "Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand."

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