😂 Daily HaHa's May 9, 2025

Joke of the Day

Doctor gave me 3 days to give up drinking…I chose May 22, July 18th and October 1st.

Dad Joke

😉  Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

One Liner

😆 It’s hard to find a friend who is cute, loving, generous, funny, caring and smart. My advice to you is don’t lose ME.

Short Jokes

🤣 One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.” "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wretched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, "but what's the catch, Lord?" Well... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22