😂 Daily HaHa's November 1, 2024

Joke of the Day!

Bus Driver Interview. Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

😉 Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages for wurst kas̈e scenarios.

😉 A Mexican fireman had twin boys. He named them Jose and Hose B

😉 Not to brag, but I have this talent to know what’s inside a wrapped present…it’s a gift.

Short Jokes

😂 The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing.

😂 Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

😂 Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, "Go hide! Your teacher is at the door because you skipped school today." The grandson says, "No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"

Long Joke

🤣 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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