😂 Daily HaHa's November 10, 2024

Joke of the Day!

My search to find a cute house in a cul-de-sac has come to a dead end.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 I just tried kangaroo flavored beer...you can really taste the hops.

😉 Grandpa Smith first met Granny Smith in an orchard, and they lived appley ever after.

😉 This morning I saw this fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

Short Jokes

😂 I’ve just finished reading ‘Great Expectations’ and you know what…it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be.

😂 So this guy in the bar sold me a rare, antique map of the Sahara Desert for only $20 last night. This morning when I sobered up I realized that it was a sheet of sandpaper.

😂 A man painting the church did not have enough paint so he used paint thinner to make it go farther. As he finished it rains and the paint washed off because he used so much. Suddenly he is hit by lightning and hears a voice from Heaven. “Repaint and thin no more.”

Long Joke

🤣 Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully...If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the world do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a cat!"

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