😂 Daily HaHa's November 11, 2024

Joke of the Day!

I bought a smart light switch, but I couldn't figure out how to use it…so I exchanged it for a dimmer switch.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 Person buying a new home: How much would it cost to add a chimney? Builder: Nothing, it’s on the house.

😉 If we removed all the margarine from the planet the world would be a butter place.

😉 The 4 seasons are all different. Summer warmer than others.

Short Jokes

😂 My wife is mad at me for forgetting to open the car door for her. Instead I panicked and swam to the surface.

😂 I got banned from Weight Watchers for dropping a bag of M&M’s on the floor. Was the best game of Hungry Hippos I’ve ever seen.

😂 My son was just born and another dad at the nursey next to me, looking through the window said his daughter had been born yesterday. Then he said, maybe our kids will marry each other. I was like, sure, like my son is going to marry some twice his age.

Long Joke

🤣 A guy is late for work and gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks for license and registration. The guy says “Well officer I can’t do that. You see, this is a stolen vehicle.” The officer then says, “Is that so? I’m gonna need to know if there are any weapons in the vehicle.” And the guy replies, “Yes sir, there’s a gun in the glove compartment.” The officer is now more on edge and says, “Sir, I need you to step out of the vehicle with your hands up and tell me if there’s anything else I need to know.” and the guy says, “Officer, if I’m being completely honest here, then I have to tell ya there’s a body in the trunk.” The officer then calls for backup and asks the man to wait by the police cruiser while his partner searches the vehicle. When the partner comes over he says, “Sir I’m trying to understand what the story is here. My partner said the vehicle was stolen but this vehicle is registered to you. He also said there was a weapon in the glove compartment, and a body in the trunk, but I didn’t find either one.” The guy then replied, “I bet he told you I was speeding too.”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22