😂 Daily HaHa's November 12, 2024

Joke of the Day!

I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. He’s not perfect, but he knows the drill.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 I went to the shop this morning to pick up 6 cans of Sprite. When I got home I realized that I'd picked 7up.

😉 This guy just told me he wants to identify as a beach. I said: "Are you shore?"

😉 My local store is now selling transparent insects. They’re having a clear ants sale.

Short Jokes

😂 I had a leak in the roof over my dining room so I called a roofer to take a look at it.
"When did you first notice the leak?" he asked. I told him, "Last night, when it took me three hours to finish my soup!"

😂 I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water until I read the name backwards....

😂 In college I took a political class. In the tests we got extra marks for not answering the questions.

Long Joke

🤣 So the pope is early for his flight so he asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while since they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."

Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"

Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."

Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"

Cop: "More important, sir."

Chief: "A major politician?"

Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."

Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"

Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22