😂 Daily HaHa's November 13, 2024

Joke of the Day!

When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 The inventor of the Morse code has sadly passed away. Dashes to dashes dots to dots.

😉 Last night I dreamt I had an identical twin. This morning when I woke up I was beside myself.

😉 This guy came into my store today and said, "Why's your exit sign flickering on and off?" I said, "It's on the way out."

Short Jokes

😂 We were so poor growing up, my mom used to send me next door with a button and ask them to sew a shirt on it.

😂 I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant, "It's too tight". She said, "Try it with the tongue out." I said, "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight.”

😂 I went to a fish restaurant last night and ordered the Octopus. The waiter said: "It takes 4 hours to cook." I said: "Why?" He said: "Because it keeps turning the gas off."

Long Joke

🤣 There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

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