😂 Daily HaHa's November 14, 2024

Joke of the Day!

Boss: Today we're going to be doing random drug testing. Employee: Ok, but I won't try crack.

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 How do you tell two half-siblings apart? The difference is apparent.

😉 Why do cows go to New York? To see the moo-sicals!

😉 I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser.

Short Jokes

😂 My wife called me at the bar. "If you aren't home in ten minutes, I'll give your dinner to the dog!" I hurried home. I really love that dog. 

😂 What do you call a man who has lost 90 percent of his intelligence? Divorced.

😂 I don't buy fat free milk because I want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.

😂 I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"

Long Joke

🤣 Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?" After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand, and answered…"A lawyer!"

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