😂 Daily HaHa's November 15, 2024

Joke of the Day!

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Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 A woman in labor suddenly shouted - "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Can't!". The doctor said, don't worry, those are just contractions.

😉 Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word ''gladiator. Student: The lion pounced on the woman and was glad he ate her.

😉 Patient: Doctor, doctor, I swallowed a tiny fairy-tale book yesterday. Doctor: Sit down and tell me the whole story.

Short Jokes

😂 Boss: Did you get any orders today? Salesman: Yes, I got two! Boss: Congratulations! What were they? Salesman: 'Get out!' and 'Stay out!'

😂 The squirrels must be expecting a cold winter. They're gathering more nuts than usual. Yesterday my sister disappeared.

😂 People tell me I take mini-golf too seriously, but my caddy disagrees.

Long Joke

🤣 A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is worsening.” The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points. "I see the Sun," answer the man. The doctor turns to him and asks, “Holy cow...how much further do you want to see?!”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22