😂 Daily HaHa's November 17, 2024

Joke of the Day!

A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves. and working in a mine.

Dad Jokes

😉 My friend went to a concert in the Far East. I asked: "Singapore?" He said, "Yes, and the musicians were terrible too!"

😉  I've been told the shed in our garden has a roof which is made of a dangerous substance. I've removed it asbestos I could.

Meme of the Day!

One Liners

😂 When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?” I said, “No, not particularly."

😂 Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said, ‘Parking Fine.

Short Jokes

😂 So this Texan fella was visiting Australia and met an Aussie farmer, the Aussie showed him his fields, and his cattle. The Texan bragged, "We have fields and cattle that are twice as large.” Just then 3 kangaroos came bounding past, and the Texan said, “What are those?" The Aussie asked, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

😂 Last night I visited a stately home and I said to the tour guide, "Is this place supposed to be haunted as rumors would have it’?" He replied, "In all the time that I have worked here, I have never seen a ghost". I said, "That is a relief, how long have you worked here?" He said, "About 700 years".

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22