😂 Daily HaHa's November 18, 2024

Joke of the Day

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.

Dad Jokes

😉 I wanted to propose to my girlfriend over the phone. So I gave her a ring.

😉 Do cross-eyed teachers have trouble controlling their pupils?

Meme of the Day

One Liners

😂 When I asked my personal trainer at the gym which machine I should use to impress beautiful women he said the ATM machine.

😂 Man, I'm tired...I stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

Short Jokes

😄 Lady: "Is this my train?" Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railroad company." Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York." Station Master: "No Mam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."

😄  A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train. ”The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead, and if my bull sees you, you’ll be able to catch the 4:11 train.”

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