😂 Daily HaHa's November 19, 2024

Joke of the Day!

My wife accused me of not liking her family and relatives. I replied, “No, I don’t dislike your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.”

Dad Jokes

😉 Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here." He leaves without resistance.

😉 Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

One Liner

😂 Barber, cutting a customer's hair: "Hmm, I see a few gray hairs." Customer: "At the rate you're going, I'm not surprised."

Short Jokes

😂 My son was like "I got a D in my math class" and I was like "That's really bad" ... and my wife was like ... "you need to stop doing his homework."

😂 Teacher: Are you good in history? Little Johnny: Yes and no. Teacher: What does that mean? Little Johnny: Yes, I’m no good in history

😂 A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?" A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the empty warehouse across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

Like newsletters?

Here is a list of more newsletters our readers also enjoy…

Click Here to check them out.

Please support our sponsors!

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22