😂 Daily HaHa's November 2, 2024

Joke of the Day!

A man was walking through a graveyard when he saw a lady sitting on a bench. “Morning,” he said. “No,” she replied. “Just resting.”

Kids/Dad Jokes

😉 How do you count cows? With a cowculator.

😉 A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

😉 I asked an expert about what headphones to buy. Their reasoning was pretty sound.

Short Jokes

😂 The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walks into a bar.

😂 Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears: He’s 11 years old and he still calls me ‘Mark’… but my name is ‘Brian’.

😂 “Do you know what I love most about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt. And that’s just in the hot dogs.” – David Letterman

Long Joke

🤣 A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”
The man replied, “These are my penguins, they belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again, and saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!”, the officer said. “I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach."

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