😂 Daily HaHa's November 20, 2024

November 20, 2024

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Joke of the Day!

Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It’s my longest running joke of the year.

Dad Jokes

😉 I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan.

😉 So I was in the store and I said to the clerk, “Do you know what gets rid of germs?” She said, "Ammonia cleaner." I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”

One Liners

😂 I loaned my friend $20,000 for his plastic surgery but now I don't know what he looks like!

😂 I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

Short Jokes

😂 A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV-'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"

😂 Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are. The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!" The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast? My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!" Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a government worker. He stops working at 4:30…and he's home by 3:45!"

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22